The countdown is well and truly on to Electric Picnic and excitement is building with each passing day.
Organizers have revealed further details as to who will be playing in the ever popular Salty Dog.
They say: “These musicians – press-ganged, poorly paid, drenched in bootleg rum, and barked at by the strawberry-nosed stump-toothed captain for leaving guitar picks lying around – find themselves wondering why they are standing on the battered deck of a shipwreck wheezing under the strain of several years of wanton neglect, invaded by rot and rust, disguised with a lick of paint the day before the festival.
“Why? Because the Salty Dog is where your parents never wanted you to end up, and that’s why you are all there. Including your parents.”
The turn-of-the-century harbour that provides a bosom to the gloriously decadent Salty Dog once again comes to life – if ‘life’ is the right word for the kind of riff-raff that frequent this miscreant port.
The scurvy-riddled crew barter for washed up buoys and stolen lobster pots with a man in a van near Bunclody, and scavenge for anchors and sails from a ship yard in the dead of night.
Lights are slung high in the sky and The Salty Dog is ready: hustlers, rustlers, duckers and divers move like critters around the port, lowering the tone with toothy grins, doing anything at all to turn a dime – blood spatters from the crude dentist shop, tattooed giants arm-wrestle girls for ale, grime-covered merchants hawk smoked fish and contraband oysters, warty ladies mend fishing nets and croak shanties at each other, and unqualified doctors offer guidance for unsavory medical complaints.
“Salty Dog – life at the bottom of the barrel. Arghhhh.”
The line-up is as follows:
OTHERKIN – CATHY DAVEY – MELTYBRAINS-KORMAC – PILLOW QUEENS – MOXIE-RSAG – STEFAN MURPHY AND THE ATHLETES OF SOUL – TOUTS – THE SCRATCH-GALWAY STREET CLUB – NEALO – JINX LENNON – COOKS BUT WE’RE CHEFS – KHARTOUM- VULPYNES-THE ROADHOUSE DOORS – WAITING FOR SMITH THESE CHARMING MEN PLAY THE MUSIC OF THE SMITHS-STATE LIGHTS – BADHANDS – MONTAUK HOTEL – PORCELAIN HILL – AMY MONTGOMERY – BRIAN WHITTINGTON-SHOGUNZ OF STANK- AUTRE MONDE – THE WEDNESDAY GANG – OJO – SINEAD O’BRIEN-THE UPROOT HOOTENANNY – CARRON – BICURIOUS – AMBER AND THE BEAR – DJ MO KELLY- THE INFAMOUS COLLABORATION OF MUSICIANS ‘THE SALTY DOG NO STARS’ PLAY LOU REEDS ‘TRANSFORMER’
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