Nobody likes people with notions. So to help you avoid becoming unpopular we’ve compiled a handy list. Avoid doing these things and people won’t think you have notions.
You’re welcome for the help.
- Getting married in a hotel with the word ‘Castle’ in the name
- Naming a child after a celebrities child, a birthstone or a type of fruit
- Buying a wifi-compatible kitchen
- Not Shopping in Penneys
- Using the services of or being a Life Coach
- Sending your kids to the local Gaelscoil
- Not Shopping in Lidl/Aldi
- Not having a white sliced pan in the house
- Being vegan, dairy-free, gluten-intolerant and allergic to almost all vegetables and still somehow expecting people to feed you.
- Building anything other than a bungalow is frowned upon. Building a house with more than two storeys is serious notions.
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